Bananaz Film Blog

Bananaz Premiere

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:56:46 +0000

Well this has been one helluva a premiere! It was funny especially when Murdoc kept booing any appearance from Damon and Jamie on the screen until the Absinthe Glad Eyes finally took effect on his scrawny body! I have to say I don't know about Glad Eye... Red Eye more like! And it seems to be one of those drinks that gives you a headache and a hangover before you've finished drinking them!

Still it was nice to see the whole gang! It was like the old days and brought a tear to my eye having Bananaz out there finally finished! So thanks to everyone who has made this a very special experience and all of those who have worked so hard so that all of you could finally see Bananaz!

Here's hoping you all enjoy it and spread the word... because once you've seen the film then you're an official member of Team Bananaz! Don't worry it's not like being a scientologist... It's much much worse... Anyway, bartender... give me one Banana Banshee and a Bazooka Bomber for my friend...

To you all (I think I'm a little hampered, or do I mean hammered, by alcohol now) I have one last thing to remind you....

Have you heard the Betamax? Murdoc's little sex tape? Because I was in such a good mood earlier I thought it would be a shame not to let you hear it! I've had it popped at the top of this page!!! Don't say I don't love you!! Chin-chin! xxx

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Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:38:47 +0000

Er..Cabs here. We'll talk on the way. You wouldn't want to be late for your own premiere now, would you?

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:34:24 +0000

Cheers! Now..about that footage you sent me....

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:28:13 +0000

Cheers (chinks glasses)

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:22:57 +0000

My pleasure...(zzzzzippppp!!!)

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:18:35 +0000

Sounds like a plan, Stan. Simple Swelegant!... Just wondering, could you zip me up at the back? This dress is a bit tight.

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:15:27 +0000

And maybe we could go to the premiere together?

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:07:20 +0000

I'll go grab the ice!

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:05:50 +0000

Me too. Why don't you make us a nice Glad Eye cocktail.. my old absinthiste! 30 mls Peppermint White liqueur to 60 mls Absinthe, shake with ice and strain into a chilled glass. Let the green goddess in!

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:01:49 +0000

Enjoyed it immensely.

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:55:08 +0000

Good game.

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:53:27 +0000

Yup, very close. You pulled some pretty good moves around day four. I didn't think you had it in you..Anyhow. Worked out well in the end..

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:47:36 +0000

Yes, mate. I agree. It took me a while to get going. I thought you had me there a couple of times.

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:41:43 +0000

Wow!.... That was the longest game of Blog Battle I think I've played in a long while. That lasted weeks..Great.

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:37:12 +0000

Yup. I think that's about it.

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:35:44 +0000

(panting, regains composure) Wait a sec...got to get breathe back..Phew!....Are we done?

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:30:35 +0000

Don't be upset Muds.. All's fair in love and film! How d'you feel?....Murdoc?

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:28:19 +0000

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Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:25:28 +0000

Hmmm.... Now, what to wear tonight...Versace, Gaultier...or maybe just a light little chiffon number..

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:23:25 +0000

My gun! Where's my gun!! I need a noose!!!!

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:19:06 +0000

Retribution is mine! After the last couple of weeks of you destroying my life and sanity, I finally settle the score with you and this time there is no fear of reprisal! The game's up, old chum.. Your pencilled outline is cooked! Game over, Player 2! But you know what, I still love you!

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:16:46 +0000

I'm buried. Finished..

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:12:33 +0000

Even if it is just the sound I think they'll get a nice, sparkly idea of just how you roll after hours. I mean, Titian Sheen! Just the thought of it is enough. I love it when he says "Hey relax, Muds, there's just the two of us now.."

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:08:01 +0000

I'M DYYYYIINNNNNNNGG!!!!

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:07:27 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, roll up, roll up! Before your very eyes, I present to you, for your delectation and titillation, the previously unheard, unseen and once presumed lost, Murdoc Sex Tapes!

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:03:16 +0000

You wouldn't...

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:58:35 +0000

I wouldn't dream of asking you for the money. It's yours fair and square, you've earned it. Enjoy it, knock yourself out. But I am going to play your little internet scandal tape, and let all those devoted Gorillaz fans get an earful of his big bad badness in aural 'action'.

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:54:24 +0000

NOOOOO ( pant) I'll get you back the money. Shelve the footage. I don't want that tape getting out!!

Ceri Levy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:49:12 +0000

And tonight, Mr. Niccals. The world will bear witness to your savage depravity.

Murdoc — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:45:02 +0000

UURRGGGHH!!!! MY MIND! THE IMAGE IN MY MIND. IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!! MAKE IT STOPPPP!!!