Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:06:23

There's another bloke in that room!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:04:15

Don't know what?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:57:49

What? Are you telling me you really don't know?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:54:45

Don't be weird. There was just me and whatsherface..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:50:37

Somebody was!! Seriously though, the other man's voice, who was it? It's not Russel.. It's not 2-D...

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:48:35

Nice try, Ceri. But I'm not biting.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:45:24

So are you going to tell me who the other fella is?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:41:41

Nope. Let it rip.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:39:12

Er..You haven't actually got a clue what's on there have you?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:36:53

Rrrroll it out!...can't wait.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:33:42

Are you sure?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:27:56

Be my guest.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:21:50

Right. You tosser. I knew you would have spent it so I am going to move to Plan B. I'm going to show that film anyway! There, what do you say to that?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:17:20

Yeah. I spent it on Buckfast. Same night I picked it up..All gone.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:14:14

What?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:11:39

Too late sonny, it's all gone.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 18:08:28

I demand my money back..

Murdoc 2009-04-20 18:06:26

Yes. I see that..That is a bit sticky that situation.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:59:23

PITY? I just paid $50,000 for a blank screen with you bellowing like a bison over the top of it!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:57:35

Really? Oh..yeah. Maybe. Oh that's a pity.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:44:52

In your excitement I think you left the lens cap on!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:39:16

Why would I do that? I was there. I know exactly what happened?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:35:24

Well I presume you're projecting! That Betamax has no image and only the sound of you going like the clappers in the background. I repeat NO visuals. Which is probably not a bad thing considering the distressing sounds. Have you even watched, or sorry, heard this thing?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:33:12

Well I do like to project in my scenes.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:27:41

It's just a blank screen. No image. But I suppose there is one saving grace. You can hear what's going on.. The sound is there in all its glory.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:23:31

What?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:19:02

I can't see anything! It's all black. Totally unusable. UTTER UTTER GARBAGE!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:16:39

Oh..That's a bit harsh. I thought I put in a pretty good performance.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:15:47

IT"S USELESS. TOTALLY USESLESS.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 17:09:56

Great what d'you think? Pretty hot stuff eh?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 17:05:34

Well. I got to see your 'tape' finally.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 16:58:27

Yeah, but I was dressed for the occasion. Just my birthday suit and boots. Maawhah Mwwhahhahahah!!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 16:54:16

That's probably not what you were wearing in your footage.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 16:47:32

Me, I'm just wearing my usual snazzy outfit. Tight black jeans, V-neck sweater, vampire cape and upside down cross. Matched with a pair of size 9 Cuban heeled boots. It's never failed me yet!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 16:43:05

I just haven't got a clue what to wear!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 16:39:25

So Ceri 'Ford Coppola', what you wearing for tonight? Versace, Gaultier or maybe just a light little 'chiffon' number..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 16:36:34

I think this may be our last night together Muds my old mucker..

Murdoc 2009-04-20 16:32:52

So, it's the night of the BIG Premiere....Oooh...My nipples have gone all hard..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-17 19:12:23

I will leave you to your planning.. Got to go and get the canapés sorted for the premiere! Let yourself out and dont touch the silverware.

Murdoc 2009-04-17 19:10:22

"Better than Bananaz". Thats the tag line Im thinking of using. What dyou reckon? Its kinda like a Don Simpson style high concept pitch...

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