tags: Bananaz, Premier, Fabulous

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 23:56:46

Bananaz Premiere

Well this has been one helluva a premiere! It was funny especially when Murdoc kept booing any appearance from Damon and Jamie on the screen until the Absinthe Glad Eyes finally took effect on his scrawny body! I have to say I don't know about Glad Eye... Red Eye more like! And it seems to be one of those drinks that gives you a headache and a hangover before you've finished drinking them!

Still it was nice to see the whole gang! It was like the old days and brought a tear to my eye having Bananaz out there finally finished! So thanks to everyone who has made this a very special experience and all of those who have worked so hard so that all of you could finally see Bananaz!

Here's hoping you all enjoy it and spread the word... because once you've seen the film then you're an official member of Team Bananaz! Don't worry it's not like being a scientologist... It's much much worse... Anyway, bartender... give me one Banana Banshee and a Bazooka Bomber for my friend...

To you all (I think I'm a little hampered, or do I mean hammered, by alcohol now) I have one last thing to remind you....

Have you heard the Betamax? Murdoc's little sex tape? Because I was in such a good mood earlier I thought it would be a shame not to let you hear it! I've had it popped at the top of this page!!! Don't say I don't love you!! Chin-chin! xxx

Murdoc 2009-04-20 21:38:47

Er..Cabs here. We'll talk on the way. You wouldn't want to be late for your own premiere now, would you?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 21:34:24

Cheers! Now..about that footage you sent me....

Murdoc 2009-04-20 21:28:13

Cheers (chinks glasses)

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 21:22:57

My pleasure...(zzzzzippppp!!!)

Murdoc 2009-04-20 21:18:35

Sounds like a plan, Stan. Simple Swelegant!... Just wondering, could you zip me up at the back? This dress is a bit tight.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 21:15:27

And maybe we could go to the premiere together?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 21:07:20

I'll go grab the ice!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 21:05:50

Me too. Why don't you make us a nice Glad Eye cocktail.. my old absinthiste! 30 mls Peppermint White liqueur to 60 mls Absinthe, shake with ice and strain into a chilled glass. Let the green goddess in!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 21:01:49

Enjoyed it immensely.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:55:08

Good game.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:53:27

Yup, very close. You pulled some pretty good moves around day four. I didn't think you had it in you..Anyhow. Worked out well in the end..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:47:36

Yes, mate. I agree. It took me a while to get going. I thought you had me there a couple of times.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:41:43

Wow!.... That was the longest game of Blog Battle I think I've played in a long while. That lasted weeks..Great.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:37:12

Yup. I think that's about it.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:35:44

(panting, regains composure) Wait a sec...got to get breathe back..Phew!....Are we done?

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:30:35

Don't be upset Muds.. All's fair in love and film! How d'you feel?....Murdoc?

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:28:19

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Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:25:28

Hmmm.... Now, what to wear tonight...Versace, Gaultier...or maybe just a light little chiffon number..

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:23:25

My gun! Where's my gun!! I need a noose!!!!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:19:06

Retribution is mine! After the last couple of weeks of you destroying my life and sanity, I finally settle the score with you and this time there is no fear of reprisal! The game's up, old chum.. Your pencilled outline is cooked! Game over, Player 2! But you know what, I still love you!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:16:46

I'm buried. Finished..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:12:33

Even if it is just the sound I think they'll get a nice, sparkly idea of just how you roll after hours. I mean, Titian Sheen! Just the thought of it is enough. I love it when he says "Hey relax, Muds, there's just the two of us now.."

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:08:01

I'M DYYYYIINNNNNNNGG!!!!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 20:07:27

Ladies and Gentlemen, roll up, roll up! Before your very eyes, I present to you, for your delectation and titillation, the previously unheard, unseen and once presumed lost, Murdoc Sex Tapes!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 20:03:16

You wouldn't...

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:58:35

I wouldn't dream of asking you for the money. It's yours fair and square, you've earned it. Enjoy it, knock yourself out. But I am going to play your little internet scandal tape, and let all those devoted Gorillaz fans get an earful of his big bad badness in aural 'action'.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:54:24

NOOOOO ( pant) I'll get you back the money. Shelve the footage. I don't want that tape getting out!!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:49:12

And tonight, Mr. Niccals. The world will bear witness to your savage depravity.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:45:02

UURRGGGHH!!!! MY MIND! THE IMAGE IN MY MIND. IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!! MAKE IT STOPPPP!!!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:40:53

Yes! "The Porcupine!" TITIAN SHEEN! The porn star for the masses! Ta-dah!!

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:37:32

Stop!

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:34:54

Oh this is too good. It sounds an awful lot like the one and only..and I don't mean Chesney Hawkes..I mean..the one and only, the legendary.. "Porcupine" himself..

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:30:36

Don't tell me! Don't tell me. NO NO

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:27:06

Not er...being a connoisseur of these type of things I had the voice spectrum analyzed.. Just to check it really was who I thought this third person was.. Err just to check it was who a FRIEND of mine told me it was! The Cleaner has been working away deep in his laboratory and..

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:23:27

(panicking) oh..think. THINK MURDOC!. Maybe ..it's such a long time ago..

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:18:25

"Relationship"? Oh sweet revenge. This is definitely worth 50k. Yup! There's a third voice in there. You, 'the starlet' and ..a rather deep and moustache-ioed voice. It sounded vaguely..familiar.

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:15:07

Are you honestly saying..there was three of us in that er... 'relationship'.

Ceri Levy 2009-04-20 19:12:47

Trust me. There's another man in there with you. And you seemed to be enjoying yourself very much...

Murdoc 2009-04-20 19:09:52

Come off it. I may have been a bit sauced, but I think I'd remember something like that, don't you?

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